What crack are you smoking to call this the USA's A-team?!?! We had TWO of our foreign league players, one of which was Bobby fucking Wood. We had Miguel Ibarra, from Minnesota United! Are you suggesting that MLSers and NASLers are better than, say, Bundesliga players?

No: Tim Howard, John Brooks, Fabian Johnson,… » 1/29/15 7:39pm 1/29/15 7:39pm

This article is pretty much the argument I laid out during the 2012 Olympics, when I was on a business trip in NY, was sick, and had nothing better to do during the day than sit and live-tweet the Olympics. Some people were thoroughly amused, but I had a lot of people tell me that they were blocking me until the… » 1/05/15 7:10pm 1/05/15 7:10pm

My brother is VP of Operations at Bonefish Grill. I have alerted him of this great honor; I can only imagine he's weeping tears of joy while simultaneously plotting the piece-by-piece destruction of Benihana » 10/20/14 3:58pm 10/20/14 3:58pm

Stopped reading at "Altidore is not a particularly good player."


Definitively in the current starting XI for a world cup team? One of less than 352 people in the whole world who can say that? Greg Howard says go back to soccer school, you're not particularly good. » 7/02/14 3:34pm 7/02/14 3:34pm

I'm marathonning all 8 Fast & Furious films today, in story order. …

The Fast and the Furious thread: http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/im-marathonnin... » 6/28/14 9:41pm 6/28/14 9:41pm