Jeter was a little drunk and confused when he banged Maria Cary, but to be fair it WAS when she was younger and way hotter. »
Stopped reading at "Altidore is not a particularly good player."
Definitively in the current starting XI for a world cup team? One of less than 352 people in the whole world who can say that? Greg Howard says go back to soccer school, you're not particularly good. »
Dude you need to lay off the US soccer quality pessimism kool-aid!
Unless you're just still writing like this because (like many people I cheer with) you're scared that if we start actually believing the US is good they'll stop being good, in which case I kind of believe/agree with you and please keep writing these… »
UGHHH These videos make me so mad because yes, justice, I want to love the justice but GOD I HATE STANLEY ROBERTS HE'S SUCH A TWAT. I wish I got paid to run around with a camera trying to piss people off. And he thinks he's so funny with his little jokes and his holier-than-thou ass. What happened to "he without… »
I found that blue patch in the Mid-Atlantic somewhat suspicious (except PA, where I grew up and where we all run to the border for alcohol)...then I noticed that it was estimated from sales. Something tells me a good amount 'a liquor bein' sold in Kentucky ain't bein' reported to no "NIAAA" »
I was like "wait what are there no tires on it?!" and then I remembered what the wheels on those looked like and now I'm smiling »
When I owned a lifted truck, I can't tell you how tempting it was to use off roading to fix any mistake. Including those made by others. (ok mostly those made by others)
never did it around people though, because I'm a puss »
Can there please be Cards Against Oppo from now until eternity? I need to reduce my productivity by about 350% »