For all we know, his dick very well MAY be a two-time champion
Am I the only one who saw the image and thought this was Lebron's new protective cup?
Angry Sorority Girl God responds to recent Chicago weather
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Dear Chicago Weather,
If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever tree you just knocked over, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.
For those of you that have your heads stuck in the clouds, which apparently is the majority of this weather system, we have been…
It's like an inline five (the angriest engine of all time) grew up, found a partner, got married, and chilled out a little.
YOU are a lazy hack BASTARD for not crowning purple king of all fla-vor-ice. AND THEN comes orange. But I'm not surprised, because those two are the most underrated flavors of all time, which was great because they were always the last two left. It's like the freezer door opens and purple pulls orange aside and says …
How classic are we talking? Like Pre-80's? Because anything carbed may not be super super reliable but they're so easy to fix. If so, I vote Impala Wagon 
